The waters cold in toilet when i make pee pee
I can't run when I'm naked cause my thang just slaps my knee
Some ladies act kinda scared, and some lades they don't mind
And when I go a fishing I don't even need a line

Once I almost got some I was only seventeen
She could do this thing with her vagina and a jelly bean
I came out the bathroom she was naked on the bed
I took of all my clothes and she put hers back on instead

Cause I was Swangin, Yeah I was Swanging
Woman always telling men that they just wish it was more
But she ran like Forest Gump when my junk hung down to the floor
cause I was Swaning.

Thanksgiving at my nannas, and I got a bad headache
She said go in the bathroom theres some aspirin there to take
so many pills in their bathroom, I didn't know where to begin
I took two and my nanna screamed that’s penis medicine

and I was Swanging, Yeah I was Swanging
Breaking lamps all over the house like I was swinging a baseball bat
Then nanna yelled go in the other room your freaking out the cat
cause I was Swangin

Well I'm finally getting married, and its our wedding night
This girl well she's an angle well it feels just oh so right
Were both so excited bout the love were gonna make
She reached under the covers then scream out loud, EEK A SNAKE!

Cause I was Swangin. Yeah I was Swangin.
I never thought id have bad luck for having a big wiener
I guess I don't got no choice but to date the vacuum cleaner
cause I'm a Swanging

Well one thing I can say is that people never laugh
But I can only get a blow job from a giraffe
cause I'm a Swanging

and if I ever have to fight against Darth Vader
I don't need to use the force I got my own damn light saber
cause I'm a Swanging
and then some