Somebody save my soul cause you’re tight mini skirt is cut way to high
There’s something hanging down below and I thought you was a guy
I turned to walk away but when I turned I tripped on the ground
You ran to help
I looked up, thought I saw an old basset hound (woof woof)

And you don’t even know
I can see your mud flaps (clap clap clap clap clap clap)
When you ran I heard them clap (clap clap clap clap clap clap)

I’m pretty sure that after this i’m gonna be scared for life
My eyes twitch now whenever I try to go down on my wife
I think I’m gonna need drugs so that I can get through my day
Don’t move your lips cause I think your Mudflaps have something to say

And you don’t even know
I can hear your mud flaps (clap clap clap clap clap clap)
When I sleep I hear them clap (clap clap clap clap clap clap)

And every night when we’re out on the town
Everyone sees your Mudflaps FLAPPING around
When we’re on the lake riding my jet-ski
I can hear your Mudflaps back there whistling at me
I don’t mind it when we all hang out
And i would never ever try to bring you down
But if you get on your knees they gonna touch the ground

Then you’ll have to wash your Mudflaps
Did you wash your Mudflaps?
Now you gotta dry your Mudflaps

My flesh is crawlin’ cause your Mudflaps haunt me in all my dreams
I try to fight em off with a big tube of hemorrhoid creme
I fight with valor, but they’re super strong and they always win
Then I wake up, go back to sleep and have to fight em again

And you don’t even know
I’m trying to kill your Mudflaps
But their gigantic and they’re fighting back

Right now your Mudflaps have got me pinned down
And theres not another living soul around
My situations looking pretty grim
Wheres the hell is Freddy Kruger when you need him
I’m suffocating and theres no way out
Pretty soon I won’t be able to make a sound
So I rubbed a magic lamp and conjured up James Brown
your Mudflaps (pow - hEEEEYy)
James brown KNOCKED OUT your Mudflaps
So give James brown a golf clap
Now see James trying to take a crap
James Can you put on some pants?