Oh they got a marvolous selection
I see a bag and I get an erection, yeah
Every bite you know is just like heaven, yeah
You see I got to eat em every day
I've even bought a bunch of them on Ebay
You know I always savor every moment
Crunchy, they’re so crunchy
And now wearing my pants, it's hard to get them on
I even eat em even while I'm sitting on the john
I nibble on them in my car
Use them to play my guitar
One time I even smoked one in my bong
Dude, get your freaking hands off of my gosh darn bag
You know touching my chips is gonna get you sacked
Han Solo would have even shaved Chewbacca bald, if he’d a touched his yeah
And you can get your own at the Kwik-e mart
Yeah and some of them will even make you fart
I would have to say they are always in my heart
DaDoritos
Yes I really loves the flavors of Doritos
I even sprinkle them inside of my burritos
I’m always finding crunchy crumbs inside my speedos
GrossDoritos
In Japan they gotta tuna Mayonnaise Dorito
I’d Rather be bitten by a giant mosquito
Prisoners wouldn’t even touch those things in Chino
You know they got a dark green guacamole flavored Dorito
I’m sure it’s only eaten by Greedo
It blends in with my speedo
And in Turkey they got a yogurt and mint flavored Dorito
The thought makes my brain bleed-o
I can’t believe we let Turkey breed-o
You know I eat em playing Dominoes
Dorito dust between my toes
I surely hope nobody knows
Because that’s super duper gross
My favorite is the nacho cheese cause you know it’s the bomb bomb
In my peanut jelly sandwich it’s the bomb bomb
Japan has another spicy flavor, its wasabi
Spicy spicy spicy, too damn spicy for my Bobby
My friends tell me that Doritos are getting in my way
But I’ve only eaten twenty bags so far today
Doritos Doritos, the crunchy tortillas
Never with another chip on you would I cheat-o
Crumbs on my facea, While drinking a cerveza.
Smells like old beer and Doritos at my placa
Doritos Doritos, Eaten by Magneto
but he could not control the Dorito Dorito
Someone sued Doritos cause they said it chocked their facea
But then Doritos ended up wining the casea
WinDoritos
So now you knows i really loves Doritos
Invented by the restaurant Casa De Fritos
Hope Doritos never ever goes illegal
No more Doritos
Once I had a friend that used to steal Doritos
All of us called him the Dorito Bandito
Now he’s doing time in a jail in Toledo
So do you wanna know the definition of Doritos?
It means little bits of Gold
Or it means little golden things
And this one time I saw a dude who looked like a giant Dorito
Ironically I couldn’t believe-o
It was freakin Danny Devito
Danny Doritos
And did you know way down in Puerto Rico
They get a ghetto version of the Doritos
I’m only kidding, they got real Doritos
Doritos Doritos, Orange just like Banjito
Even Banjo loves the Doritos Doritos
I dip them in my Mocha
Sometimes in my tapioca
Doritos Doritos, Tostitos are cheap-o
Even Dan Marino loves Doritos Doritos
Everybody loves Doritos
Gonna get me a bag of Doritos
Da Doritos