One big bowl, peanut butter batches
One big bowl, peanut butter batches
One big bowl, peanut butter batches
One big bowl, peanut butter batches

Cookie Cookie for me, Cookie Cookie not for you
If you eat my cookie then your ass will eat my shoe

Cookie Cookie for me, Cookie Cookie not for you
And when I eat the cookies I can never stop at two

Cookie Cookie for me, Cookie Cookie not for you
My name is cookie monster i eat cookies and I'm blue

Sometime I eat em from the jar, Sometime I eat em in my car
And when I got out to the club, I always go to cookie bar
Yeah you can touch the jar, but you can never go inside
Cause the cookie in my jar will take you for a trippy ride
dude you no monster, you not even blue
You take cookie out my hand, I take the hand off you
delicious, Fawesome, on the tray they magical
See me at your college Im the professor of cookie school
Call me if you need a fix, call me if you need a bag
Other cookies don't come close? Cause other cookies all just sag
I'm in my ride cruising, I got the cookies too
If you see me while your cruising high five me, ill cookie you
I keep my cookies in the fridge, never in the freezer
When i eat my cookies sometimes i use a tweezer.

One big bowl, peanut butter batches
One big bowl, peanut butter batches
One big bowl, peanut butter batches
One big bowl, peanut butter batches

Cookie Cookie for me, Cookie Cookie not for you
If you eat my cookie then your ass will eat my shoe

Cookie Cookie for me, Cookie Cookie not for you
And when I eat the cookie i can never stop at 2

Cookie Cookie for me, Cookie Cookie is the best
and when i eat the cookie i get the crumbs upon my chest
dough, you know I keep it down on the lo lo
in the back of the crisper out of site from the po po
I'm blue like grover but I'm full sized like a land rover
Give me bag of cookie and just watch me bend it over
I want to buy the cookie? You tell me where we should meet
meet you at the store over by the tollhouse on cookie street
I wear the cookie crumbs, like girls wear the glitter
I remember the best cookies, they were on my baby sitter
Her cookies bigger? My cookies better (Mine still better)
And like i say they the best cookies under a sweater
On the tray, under sweater, all cookies are boss
So many different cookies all of em i want to toss
So now Im done baking this rhyme
Let me get on out of here cause kids you know its cookie time!

One big bowl, peanut butter batches
One big bowl, peanut butter batches
One big bowl, peanut butter batches
One big bowl, peanut butter batches

Cookie Cookie for me, Cookie Cookie not for you
If you eat my cookie then your ass will eat my shoe

Cookie Cookie for me, Cookie Cookie not for you
And when I eat the cookie i can never stop at 2

Oh, all you brownie eating fools out there
Man I got rooms full of cookies
I don't need no stupid energy drink, no Jennie Craig
We chomping, ehh, crunch