Yo Whad up homies, this is your boy reel short
You know it ain’t easy being a real short pimp

Well I'm a real short pimp and this is my hoe
We just chilling out in front of the liquor store
If you wanna get some pussy, buy it from me
But let me tell ya now homie that shit ain’t free

Titties cost money, don't cha know
They ain’t filled with honey, bitch it’s silicone
If you don't need pussy, tell me whadda you need
I got assorted air fresheners and whole a bunch of weed

And if you get the munchies, Don't go to far
I gotta half a Klondyke bar in the trunk of my car
You can take a sip of my hoes strawberry quick
But wait, no that probably taste more like strawberry dick

Still don't want my girl spinning round on your bone
Well maybe got a car charger for your new cell phone
Hey where ya going, I got more
How bout a welcome mat for in front of your door

Could I interest in some drawers for your girl
Or maybe Ill call her up now right here on your cell
Calm down my homie now don't blow a fuse
How bout a VHS tape of last weekends news?
(title: Home Invader")

I got bills to pay and I got mouths to feed
Don't like standing on the corner selling hookers and weed

Ohhhhhhhh, It ain’t easy being a pimp
You looking down on me cause I'm 3 foot 3

I said Ohhhhhhhh, It ain’t easy being a pimp
You Looking down on me cause I'm 3 foot 3

Theres gotta be a way we can work out a deal
Would you like to buy 7 or 8 birth control pills?
Buddy your really picky I'm almost outta things
Wait what about one of these look it still has the string